Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.
How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE!!!
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?
THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE: