THE ITALIAN TOMATO GARDEN
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie
Ciao
22 comments:
ROFLOL!
Ha! Now that's one way to get a garden dug up! LOL
Kelli
You are a delight! Thanks for the joke! I am going to tell my family when I am done commenting!
AWW! HAHA! That was funny...I didn't see that coming...LOL how funny!
That was soo funny!! I think I woke anyone sleeping up!!
Thanks for the humor.....
Better than a roto tiller!!
Cute.
There.
I commented. Happy now?? Hee hee.!! *love you*
Pam, being part Italian on my mom's side, I could say that I am deeply offended by that joke, but I can't because I am laughing too hard.
I can't wait to tell my mother that one (she is 91 and still gets a good laugh at Italian jokes). One time when I was about 12 years old, she asked me if I wanted to see a funny Italian joke. Like a fool I said yes, she told me to look in the mirror.
I can't wait for your next one, that made my day.
God Bless
Cute, very cute! :-)
Now that's using your head!
Hilarious!
Good one Pam!
That was great!
Is this called a silver lining?
Pam, that was just so so funny, had to laugh - vivid imagination of seeing all those guys digging away!!
I am just looking at my garden - I wonder??
Have a wonderful weekend and thanks for a great post - really enjoyed.
heehee that's HILARIOUS!!! :D
That is so funny!!!!!
Pam; Jane is Webutante.
Now that is funny!!!
This story was so funny to me!!!! Thanks so much for posting it for us to read, Miss Pam!
LOL! :oD
I've heard that one before, but it's still funny!
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