Someone shared this with me and I thought it would be nice to share:
The 14 days of Homeschooling
The 14 days of Homeschooling (sung to The 12 Days of Christmas)
On the first day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Can you homeschool legally?”
On the second day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”
On the third day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”
On the fourth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”
On the fifth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “YOU ARE SO STRANGE! What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”
On the sixth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “How long will you homeschool, YOU ARE S0 STRANGE, what about P.E. , do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”
On the seventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Look at what they’re missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?”
On the eighth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Why do you do this, look at what they’re missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?”
On the ninth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “They’ll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they’re missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?”
On the tenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “What about graduation, they’ll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they’re missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”
On the eleventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “I could never do that, what about graduation, they’ll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they’re missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”
On the twelfth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Can they go to college, I could never do that, what about graduation, they’ll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they’re missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”
On the thirteenth day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied: “They Can go to college, yes you can do this, they can have graduation, we don’t like the prom, we do it cuz we like it, they are missing nothing, we’ll homeschool forever, WE ARE NOT STRANGE!, We give them P.E., and we give them tests, they are socialized, AND WE HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY!
On the fourteenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “How can I get started, why didn’t you tell me, where do I buy curriculum, when is the next conference, WILL PEOPLE THINK WE’RE STRANGE? I think we can do this, if you will help us, we’ll join a sports team, and we’ll homeschool legally.
6 comments:
On the fifteenth day of Homeschooling the news paper read..." 3 shot and killed in local Public High school.
Haha. My friends at my homeschool group sang this. It was funny.
Because...they are homeschooled. lol
I disagree with the part that says, "We are not strange." Waaa...I want to be strange, when I see what's normal in today's kids! :0)
We are weird......been called that and got raised eyebrows for over 20 yeears!! Did I tell you my girls made T Shirts that read
"The Few, The Proud, The Homeschooled"
They wear them for Choir at Faith on Fridays..BTW Ashley L. loves them!!
Don't you love it when people ask you to homeschool their children???
The other question I love is,"Are you a teacher?" And I say, "No, I am their Mom--I love them more than any human being and I know their strengths and weaknesses and I want them to grow up with character, thus I am a qualified teacher!!"
Well, looks as though the first three are real characters and the girls are on their way, polishing their skills!!
"They wear them for Choir at Faith on Fridays..BTW Ashley L. loves them!!"
Yes I do! I want to be homeschooled again just for the awesome shirts! Lol I'm so envious.
Rita - I loved your additional verse!
Ashley - You make me smile!
Jackie - don't worry honey, just keep talking about Keifer! You will remain weird!
Pat Howeird - Love you and have had the same questions thrown at me!!
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