Friday, September 21, 2007

A Friday Chuckle

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted tomarry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"

"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,"the little boy answered.

The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"


Rebecca said...

lol I love it!

Jendi said...

:-) Thanks for the smile.
I'll be back again to read more.

justabeachkat said...

Very cute!


Pat said...


Daughter of the King said...

This is so cute..still laughing as I type this...gotta forward it to a few friends...good Friday, chuckle,Pam...Thanks....
A merry heart doeth good like medicine...

Julie's Jewels said...

LOL!! I needed this laugh today Sis!! Please pray for me as we are facing some difficult trials as a family right now and also concerning our church. My husband really needs God's guidance right now!!

Mrs. C said...

That is too cute!
Mrs. C

Charity Grace said...

LOL...Too funny.

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