Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Doctor's Opinion Of The Financial Bail Out Package

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh grow up!' The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.' The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end the Proctologists left the decision up to some butt-heads in Washington!

7 comments:

Deborah said...

hehehe...that was so good! Thanks for the laugh!

Mrs. C said...

I wish someone had asked the TAXPAYER what he thought of it before they went and did this LOL!!

Most Rev. Gregori said...

Now that is truly great. I found that most amusing. was this one you thought up?

Pam said...

Gregori, no I didn't make this up. I got it from a flyer that came in our mailbox!

Susan said...

Clever...thanks for passing it along.
Susan

Candy-Faith said...

LOL !

MightyMom said...

oh now that's just TOOOO funny!