1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
TH E C O N S T I T U T I O N: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shall Not Steal,' 'Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery ,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
13 comments:
HA! Good one!
Hi there! Just stopping by tonight to say hi and to catch up on all your posts I missed while I've been away.
Hugs!
Kat
This cracks me up :O)
HI!
Oh my gosh!...you are just SO sassy! Thanks for my early morning belly laugh.
Brenda
I love coming to your blog lol I always look forward to what you will have for us to read.
Some are sweet prayer request for your friends and family.
And others are like this, very funny.
If I was to ever stop blogging, I would always still make the time to visit here.
Love ya, Theresa
Well, we could tag and register all those migrant workers...
Thanks for you insight, Pam...
I am ROTFL.....
Makes perfect sense!
Enjoyed the VISIT!!!(hugs)
LOL hehe
~Kristi
Cute!
So true! What a world!
LOL I especially like the idea of giving them our constitution since we're not using it anyway. Too true...unfortunately.
This is a good one ...how about another "C" Clint*n...who would ever want another Clint*n in the White House.
IMHO
Deby
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