Wednesday, March 26, 2008

THREE THINGS TO PONDER

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

TH E C O N S T I T U T I O N: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shall Not Steal,' 'Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery ,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

14 comments:

Jungle Mom said...

HA! Good one!

Abouna said...

A Lot of Truth in those three.

justabeachkat said...

Hi there! Just stopping by tonight to say hi and to catch up on all your posts I missed while I've been away.

Hugs!
Kat

~Just A Thought Ginger said...

This cracks me up :O)

Aline said...

HI!

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh!...you are just SO sassy! Thanks for my early morning belly laugh.

Brenda

A Note From Theresa said...

I love coming to your blog lol I always look forward to what you will have for us to read.

Some are sweet prayer request for your friends and family.

And others are like this, very funny.

If I was to ever stop blogging, I would always still make the time to visit here.

Love ya, Theresa

groovyoldlady said...

Well, we could tag and register all those migrant workers...

Pat said...

Thanks for you insight, Pam...

I am ROTFL.....

Makes perfect sense!

Enjoyed the VISIT!!!(hugs)

Happymama said...

LOL hehe

~Kristi

Frazzled Farm Wife said...

Cute!

Webutante said...

So true! What a world!

Beth said...

LOL I especially like the idea of giving them our constitution since we're not using it anyway. Too true...unfortunately.

Daughter of the King said...

This is a good one ...how about another "C" Clint*n...who would ever want another Clint*n in the White House.
IMHO
Deby